Alice’s Perilous Tales: Salad for Dinner? . a macabre skit by Alice B. Clagett

Filmed and published on 30 April 2022; transcribed on 6 July 2025
Location: San Fernando Valley, California

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  • INTRODUCTION
  • VIDEO BY ALICE
  • SUMMARY OF THE VIDEO

INTRODUCTION

Dear Ones,

Dear Ones, This skit in the gothic horror genre is totally fictional, and the characters are fictional too.

There is a Summary after the video.

VIDEO BY ALICE

SUMMARY OF THE VIDEO

Here is a skit for youi All the characters are fictional. Rhyme is, I see, mostly missing in action.

Salad for Dinner? 
A macabre skit by Alice B. Clagett
[First person crept in by mishap. Revise to third person.]
30 April 2022

The man who fixes the surveillance cameras
Was there at her house.
Near the end of the day
He got a call from Nancy.

Nancy said: Can I fix you a salad for dinner, dear?
And he said: That would be ok.

I got to thinking about someone named Nancy …

She was a ‘number 10’, if you know what I mean.
She got out of the ‘pen’ [penitentiary]
And she needed to slip by the border guards in Arizona.

Things went along in a logical way,
So that her profile would no longer match what they say.
That was Nancy.

And I got to thinking …

Wasn’t it she who followed me
Back to LA … back in the day?

If I were her, what would I do
If I wanted to
Fricassee
Someone like me?

Oh my gosh!

So I paid him [the surveillance camera man] the cash.
He’s a pretty good technician, I thought.
But Nancy is one persuasive individual.

So I checked [online] and I saw
He was a funeral director too.
And then I noticed
He had a casket business.

Then I thought some more, and
I decided to say goodbye that day
To my surveillance camera technician.

. . . . .

In love, light and joy
This is Alice B. Clagett.
I Am of the Stars … and so are you!

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